My last shift with SHAD is on the royal wedding day. Which is a bit unfortunate. Because, little as I am interested in any royalties, this wedding promises to be quite the excitement. Loreena McKennit says people will sale cake on the streets.
I just heard on the radio that this wedding will cost £20m. Twenty million pounds. That is ridiculous and fascinating and it makes me think that people here will have to sell a lot of cake to afford it.
So yeah, the prince's is the first wedding I am excited about. Then there's more exciting ones, tho, which I am actually invited to.
I have only been to a traditional wedding once, when I was six and throwing flowers and I was wearing little white socks and pretty shoes. Horrible day. Then I was to a wedding where everyone wore black and it took place in a cinema. And then as an unborn Nio I was at my parents' wedding, which was small and I (= my mum) wasn't even wearing a wedding dress, but a grey skirt and blazer and the only guests were archaeologists coming to throw flowers and rice in their lunch break. My glorious parents.
Anyway, as you can see, I am a wedding newbie. But I won't be anymore when the summer is over. Just wait.
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